Projected track listing for the forthcoming album "Charlie The Chocolate Man"

1. Announcement

Samples: WWW

2. Introduction

Narration courtesy of AT&T Labs

Samples: WWW

3. Charlie The Chocolate Man (Overture)

Billy Bad - lead vocal, Chester - acoustic guitar

Samples: WWW

4. Paul Hawkins Was A Cat

Daniel Onions - lead vocal, Ben Garnett – guitar

Samples: Microsoft, Roxy Music, Beatles

5. MST (Ms Sarah Tully)

Samples: WWW, The Godfather, Tom Tom Club, Gary Numan

6. Alfie The Eggshell/Tiza Honk

Samples: WWW

KPS & BG - upright piano

7. Tiza G

Carlton  - tenor saxes, Warren G – guitar

Samples: Microsoft, WWW, Madness, The The

8. Peter Gill The Emotional Man

Daniel Onions - lead vocal, Fred Prendergast - lead guitar

Samples: Microsoft, Pink Floyd, Vincent Price, A Clockwork Orange

9. The Ballad Of Stephen McNally KPS & Danny McGuigan BG

Billy Bad - lead vocal

Samples: Cheech & Chong, WWW

10. Talkin' Most Probably Slide's House Blues

Fred Prendergast - rhythm & lead guitars, Lauren - vocals

Samples: WWW, The Doors, David Bowie

11. (From Berlin) To Tokyo

Samples: WWW, E-bow.com, Arthur Rimbaud

12. Owen Sexxx

Carlton  - alto sax, Warren G - lead guitar

Samples: WWW, The The, Robert Fripp, The Specials  

13. Kevin Magoo

Samples: WWW, Duke Nukem, Clint Eastwood

14. The Train Went A-Rollin' On By

Chester - backing vocals

Samples: WWW

15. J.O.B.

Samples: WWW, Wall Street, Timothy Leary

16. Charlie The Chocolate Man (Main Theme)

Samples: WWW  

17. Charlie Kamikaze

Samples: WWW, Anne Frank  

18. Various Assortments

Billy Bad – lead vocal

19. V The S

Chester – acoustic guitars

Samples: Roxy Music

Bonus Track 20. Paulos Had A Funny Old Laugh (88 demo)

Stephen Clark - 12 string acoustic guitar, vocals, sampler

Contains violence, street language, scenes of drug taking and nudity

(c) 2004 Various Assortments. All rights reserved. No cats were harmed in the making of this album.